Blind naners: soda

Blind Naners: Soda
Tyler: [00:01:45] I hear you're thirsty.
Ryan: [00:01:47] super thirsty I'm dying
Tyler: [00:01:48] And I hear your favorite drinks are unlabeled cups of brightly colored liquid.
Greg: [00:01:54] That's true 
Ryan: [00:01:54] It's my favorite 
Tyler: [00:01:55] How would you feel if there's bubbles in it 
Ryan: [00:01:58] more favorite 
Tyler: [00:01:59] Well gentlemen look down in front of you directly on the table What I've handed you earlier is four different kinds of orange soda 

Greg: [00:02:08] Yes And so for those of you that don't know what's going on we're introduced I know I feel like if we each had a voice at the 
Ryan: [00:02:17] Maybe both of you should explain it at the same time 
Greg: [00:02:20] I'll go ahead and it's fine 
Tyler: [00:02:22] try to do it at the same time 
Ryan: [00:02:24] You guys aren't going to go with the same speed It's going to sound terrible 
Greg: [00:02:28] Greg 
Ryan: [00:02:30] look somebody fucking say it Jesus
Greg: [00:02:36] We're introducing today A concept called blind manners and this is a not a rip off Of anything It's the actual first original idea that we've ever had And so we are going to be throughout different episodes blind taste testing and rating items And so today's episode is all about soda And for another example our next one is going to be about Liquor And so what we're going to do is that we have our cups We are going to take a drink from each one in this case Ryan and I will take a drink from number one We will rate it on a scale of one to 10 and then we will try to guess what brand that soda is And those brands will be given to us by Tyler 
Tyler: [00:03:18] Right So I I I've poured the cups I've labeled the cups I know what is in each one You and Ryan do not Um so we drinking them So it was at one point per correct guests So we're we're you're competing in the in the sense of you're trying to see who gets more right Um and then you're just all around judging which one was better 
Ryan: [00:03:40] Sounds good to me 
Tyler: [00:03:42] Cool So uh 
Greg: [00:03:42] Can you tell us what the brands are 
Tyler: [00:03:45] no Yes 
Ryan: [00:03:46] smart I'm going to do the same 
Tyler: [00:03:48] All right So in no particular order they are Sunkist crush Phanta and we have our market basket store brand good old Google local supermarket 
Greg: [00:04:02] Very excited for this Actually 
Ryan: [00:04:04] I'm really thirsty So I'm excited 
Greg: [00:04:05] Getting all this stuff up here was awful But now that it's here I feel good 
Tyler: [00:04:09] This this room has a lot 
Greg: [00:04:11] Whose idea was this As I'm logged me in like 20 pounds of soda my stupid idea was this And then I was like ah 
Ryan: [00:04:16] it's my idea That's right 
Greg: [00:04:17] idea Alright so Sunkist crushed Fanta and market basket store brand Great Yes 
Tyler: [00:04:25] comp number one 
Greg: [00:04:26] cup Number one 
Tyler: [00:04:27] you were ready to write down cup number 
Ryan: [00:04:30] down the hatch 
Tyler: [00:04:31] and take a swig And Ryan we'll start with your initial thoughts on it 
Ryan: [00:04:36] That's very sweet Not very bubbly though
Interesting 
Tyler: [00:04:45] For the record They're also not cold 
Greg: [00:04:48] Oh Um so I was thinking that we would announce what each one is but we wouldn't get the correct 
Ryan: [00:04:53] I agree with that Yeah 
Tyler: [00:04:54] Do you want to 
Greg: [00:04:54] So I guess that number one was Phanta and the reason why I went with it was because Phantom generally tastes more like juice than soda There's a that that juice to soda ratio is really juicy 
Ryan: [00:05:04] I feel like it's also fans is not usually as carbonated as an actual soda 
Greg: [00:05:09] But you're not telling us the answer 
Ryan: [00:05:10] no I don't want the answer Not yet Not yet but I do 
Greg: [00:05:12] I like that We're on the same way 
Tyler: [00:05:13] just like the confidence of number one And I'm curious to see where that goes and your taste Another one 
Ryan: [00:05:18] Yeah I feel like the number one thing it's it might change 
Greg: [00:05:23] to cleanse the ballot 
Ryan: [00:05:24] Sherbert 
Tyler: [00:05:25] No What who keeps Sherbert is a 
Ryan: [00:05:27] Where are we going to keep 
Greg: [00:05:28] Sherbert the palette you've never Thanksgiving had PA had Sherbert for your palette cleanser 
Ryan: [00:05:32] no coffee You sniff coffee Grounds of cleanser palette That's a cigar thing 
Tyler: [00:05:39] Oh all right Just doing the lines of fucking 
Ryan: [00:05:43] No you just smell the coffee grounds themselves 
Greg: [00:05:45] I'm also ready Yeah We're gonna do our rating 
Ryan: [00:05:48] Oh right 
Greg: [00:05:49] I'm rating that a four 
Ryan: [00:05:51] I'm just fuck I was going to say a 14 
Tyler: [00:05:53] are we doing one to five 
Greg: [00:05:56] So I'm giving it a four because honestly on a juice scale it's like a seven but on a soda scale it's a four 
Ryan: [00:06:03] yeah It's it tastes more like juice to me now Granted am I allowed to change that after I've had other stuff Because I feel like the first one kind of gets the shaft of being like everything goes from here 
Greg: [00:06:15] I think we can re rank but we can't rewrite our guesses Like we can change the points 
Ryan: [00:06:20] No Yeah I'm fine with that Yeah Yeah Yeah 
Tyler: [00:06:22] You want to 
Ryan: [00:06:23] But I'm going to keep it as fantasy that won't change 
Tyler: [00:06:26] or do you want to give one opportunity at the end If you feel if you want to swap them around Nope Lock them in from the jump 
Ryan: [00:06:31] Yeah No that's that's it deal with 
Tyler: [00:06:33] bold move Okay Alright Fuck gentlemen Number two
Greg we'll start with your initial thoughts here 
Greg: [00:06:43] Fantastic Again 
Tyler: [00:06:45] Yes I poured Fanton all four 
Greg: [00:06:48] That's market basket 
Ryan: [00:06:50] I was going to say it was crushed 
Tyler: [00:06:51] Ooh I mean you can so I will have you guys write them down before you announced them so thoughts on it No I will So like 
Greg: [00:07:03] So so I always find that store brands generally tend to be dollar in flavor Like there's still orange flavor there but it doesn't like punch you Plus it's got this weird after taste Like it hits you with like this kind of almost like metallic tinge like here's the lead we used this Philly or bro and then So it has just it felt very aftermarket 
Tyler: [00:07:25] What rank did you give it 
Greg: [00:07:26] I gave it a two because it's straight garbage All 
Ryan: [00:07:30] Wow This is where we differ hard I said it was crushed because I felt Uh you know I I prefer Sunkist Uh as far as my sodas go I always felt that crush had more of a softer more of a lighter flavor in comparison I still thought it was very good though I had a nice carbonation to it Orange flavors They're weak Like I will agree with you is weak Um but I gave it an overall a five cause it's better than the juice that I just drank a second 
Tyler: [00:07:58] Alright Alright 
Greg: [00:08:00] My mouth already tastes awful 
Ryan: [00:08:01] Yeah I'm real sticky right 
Tyler: [00:08:03] Number three 
Ryan: [00:08:05] Sorry That was my number two cup Just take another swig 
Tyler: [00:08:08] Alright So number three gentlemen holds your guesses until you have them both written down Um so write it write down your guesses And then once you guys are both done Ryan will go to you for your initial thoughts
Great 
Ryan: [00:08:25] You're doing good over there Greg
Greg: [00:08:29] 12 my own 
Tyler: [00:08:30] Good great 
Ryan: [00:08:30] Um that was Sunkist to me I believe that's what that was It was a sharper orange note on the soda We're really getting in depth with these 
Tyler: [00:08:41] This is how it has to happen 
Ryan: [00:08:42] uh more carbonated uh for a warm soda It was more carbonated than the last two in my opinion Um but overall it was way more pronounced on the orange flavor and 
Tyler: [00:08:53] change what you had written down 
Greg: [00:08:55] No I wrote a four 
Ryan: [00:08:58] I gave it a seven overall at a 10 
Tyler: [00:09:02] let's take a quick peek at your board here Should show to the camera 
Ryan: [00:09:05] Oh wait hold on I'm going to erase what the other brands were 
Tyler: [00:09:08] Oh alright 
Ryan: [00:09:09] I just had I know what the last one is this is what I've got so far 
Tyler: [00:09:14] Alright Alright Greg what uh what do you think about cup number three 
Greg: [00:09:17] Um so I wrote down that it was crushed because it wasn't Sunkist Um it was okay I gave it a five solid five just because it was more orangy Um and and it was a little bolder but um it's not kiss which I know we haven't had yet So that's why 
Tyler: [00:09:40] Maybe we should have gotten you guys waters for pallet cleansers in between 
Ryan: [00:09:42] I have a whole jug of water right here We have waters in the fridge 
Greg: [00:09:45] number four 
Ryan: [00:09:48] at ya 
Tyler: [00:09:49] All right So once we once you guys have them written down we'll we'll start with Greg
Greg: [00:10:02] Um I said Sunkist cause it was what was left but I don't think it's Sunkist Um but it tasted the best out of all of them It was definitely a seven And it's if I know my taste it's Sunkist I have a very refined palette 
Ryan: [00:10:18] So I said it was the market basket brand because again it's the only one I had left Um I 
Greg: [00:10:24] guess two of the same just to increase your odds 
Ryan: [00:10:27] it seems dumb 
Tyler: [00:10:30] Cause you know you'll get one wrong for 
Ryan: [00:10:32] but I will say I I actually think that one was crushed Um number four was crushed but I did give it a four overall because it had a a uh two intensive and orange flavor in my opinion 
Tyler: [00:10:46] Alright 
Greg: [00:10:46] Quiet quiet 
Tyler: [00:10:47] Alright gentlemen let me let me see your boards Let me see what the a K So number one came out of the gate strong real confident and it showed you guys nailed it That's what That was fantasy 
Ryan: [00:11:00] Yeah I fucking 
Greg: [00:11:01] Great job juice 
Tyler: [00:11:02] got it Got a little Rocky the rest 
Greg: [00:11:05] what did you give it 
Ryan: [00:11:06] I gave it a four 
Tyler: [00:11:07] So you guys were on the exact same page So that one has a total of eight Should I write that down Huh I know you are Greg but number two let me see the boards again 
Greg: [00:11:16] market basket is what I said 
Tyler: [00:11:19] Ryan You're a failure Greg you got it right That is market basket brand Uh so Greg you gave it a two Ryan You gave it a 
Ryan: [00:11:26] I'll give it a five 
Tyler: [00:11:27] five So that's a total score of a seven man These are not rating Very highly Number three Let me see the boards 
Greg: [00:11:33] said crush come on baby Give me a perfect game 
Tyler: [00:11:37] Ryan 
Ryan: [00:11:37] Yeah Yeah 
Tyler: [00:11:39] it's some kissed 
Ryan: [00:11:40] it was Sunkist 
Tyler: [00:11:41] no And he's one of you like you you kept going real confident on the ones you were the most wrong on Uh what'd you give it Greg 
Greg: [00:11:47] They had a five I like Sunkist less than I thought 
Tyler: [00:11:50] Alright And then number four 
Ryan: [00:11:53] I know this one was wrong I said market basket 
Tyler: [00:11:55] Yup That's 
Greg: [00:11:56] Sunkist So I know it was incorrect 
Tyler: [00:11:58] Uh so it was crush Uh Greg what did you give 
Greg: [00:12:02] seven I'm buying crush now 
Tyler: [00:12:03] All right Ryan what did you give it 
Ryan: [00:12:05] I gave it a five member Greg you had these warm these aren't cold I feel like that will change the 
Tyler: [00:12:09] And to be fair we have a we have a tie for first for the best orange soda Prefer but who wants bananas Uh that they sun kissed and crush both got a 12 which is interesting 
Ryan: [00:12:24] I guess that kind of makes sense because those are the two top orange soda brands 
Greg: [00:12:28] what are they in order 
Tyler: [00:12:29] So in tied for first is sun-kissed and crushed with 12 uh in second place with eight is fantasy And then one point behind it is the store brand 
Greg: [00:12:39] okay Sounds about right 
Ryan: [00:12:40] does make sense I'm not too surprised I am surprised that I mixed up crushed 
Tyler: [00:12:45] Ryan Um uh what was my most favorite is when I was pouring these uh handed it to you you smelled it or looked at it when this is absolutely Sunkist 
Ryan: [00:12:53] And it wasn't it was fantastic 
Tyler: [00:12:55] the only different looking bottle is the Phantom bottle This is the only 
Ryan: [00:12:59] that's what I was half basing off of I thought Sunkist had the more of a 
Tyler: [00:13:02] they all kind of come in that bottle at one point in time But yeah so All right So you can buy some you can buy crushed you buy you guys like them Exactly the same but I mean apparently what you thought was your favorite turned out to be crushed 
Greg: [00:13:14] Well I mean I'm a Coke product guy so I go with the Sunkist 
Tyler: [00:13:18] but you like crush better
Okay 
Ryan: [00:13:24] I'm just saying did I win that 
Tyler: [00:13:27] Didn't you both get two wrong 
Ryan: [00:13:28] No Greg got three wrong 
Tyler: [00:13:30] Nope You guys both got the first job because you got the second you got the first two right 
Greg: [00:13:34] I got the last two wrong 
Ryan: [00:13:36] Right 
Tyler: [00:13:37] great 
Greg: [00:13:38] great That was fun She's like you're on soda 
Ryan: [00:13:41] It was so good I'm very full And I'm ready to throw up 
Greg: [00:13:44] Great Cause now you're going to drink more 
Tyler: [00:13:45] some more 
Ryan: [00:13:46] you like Euro 
Tyler: [00:13:48] It was super good 
Ryan: [00:13:49] Good I'm not taking any of 
Greg: [00:13:51] So I presented um B before you Four of the finest lemon lime flavored sodas in the city of Manchester 
Ryan: [00:13:59] So your thing is just doing the thing wrong 
Tyler: [00:14:03] I don't know what it is doing I'm gonna try restarting it real quick 
Ryan: [00:14:08] Yeah We're not supposed to be able 
Tyler: [00:14:10] Well just the
Ryan: [00:14:15] uh 
Tyler: [00:14:16] Did you live a dolphin out 
Ryan: [00:14:18] did you let a dog in 
Tyler: [00:14:21] you let a dog into a dolphin 
Ryan: [00:14:23] you Shouldn't 
Tyler: [00:14:24] Yeah I don't 
Ryan: [00:14:25] not compatible Dogs can't breathe underwater Technically neither can dolphins 
Tyler: [00:14:32] Not many things can 
Ryan: [00:14:34] a lot of things can actually this is a pretty huge list 
Tyler: [00:14:38] to find huge 
Ryan: [00:14:39] I mean I don't know them all That's how big it is
Welcome
Greg: [00:15:01] So I have found four of the finest lemon lime flavored sodas in Manchester And you uh are going to drink from them and guess and rate hurray So your four brands 
Ryan: [00:15:13] we need that 
Greg: [00:15:13] in no particular order are Virgil's 
Ryan: [00:15:18] Virgil's 
Greg: [00:15:19] Virgil's style seven up Sprite and Hannaford's Lyman up Limona lemon up 
Tyler: [00:15:34] Just give an honorable mention to Sierra twist Sierra mist There's a reason I got that wrong because at one point they rebranded to mist twist Everyone hated it and they've kind of quietly went back to Sierra mist 
Ryan: [00:15:48] good for them Right 
Greg: [00:15:49] So uh same same thing as before going to drink right Rank gentlemen number one number one 
Tyler: [00:16:02] It's a lot like Lieutenant Dan
Ryan: [00:16:10] You 
Greg: [00:16:10] All right So write down what you think it is That's that's
Ryan: [00:16:20] very good
Greg: [00:16:24] As is tradition You will hold up your boards
Ryan: [00:16:31] Sprite I did give it a six though 
Greg: [00:16:35] why is it Sprite 
Ryan: [00:16:37] I thought it was Sprite because it's a I remember Sprite being very very bubbly very carbonated with a sharper lemon verse over the lime Um which I feel like that entirely was So that's why I'm giving it I'm Ryan 
Greg: [00:16:54] Tyler 
Tyler: [00:16:55] your your Ryan's so hard 
Ryan: [00:16:57] sometimes you know when it 
Greg: [00:16:59] editing break Greg you were so high during this just when you're listening to this at your headphones on your couch you are a fucking idiot timeout
Ryan: [00:17:13] did you think it was 
Tyler: [00:17:14] so Uh admittedly now I think it's Sprite but I did write down seven up Uh I don't know It just didn't it didn't have quite the same pop as Sprite usually Does I feel like 
Ryan: [00:17:28] 700 was my second guest but I'm sticking with Sprite 
Greg: [00:17:30] It's one of the four sense All right 
Ryan: [00:17:34] if it wasn't 
Greg: [00:17:35] two 
Ryan: [00:17:36] number two Oh right 
Tyler: [00:17:37] That was still number one 
Ryan: [00:17:38] I should probably drink that high before I start writing stuff down
Whoa Oh my fuck Holy ball sack That's gotta be this because I don't know what the fuck that is Wow 
Greg: [00:17:56] So write down your answers 
Ryan: [00:17:57] boy 
Greg: [00:17:58] and Tyler you will uh walk us through that 
Ryan: [00:18:01] Jesus
Tyler: [00:18:10] have mine I have mine written 
Ryan: [00:18:12] erasing mine real quick hold please
Tyler: [00:18:18] I I can I can already say cause we've we've already made it painfully obvious Wow Was there a flavor 
Ryan: [00:18:25] too much of it Definitely too much of it 
Tyler: [00:18:27] That was a great did you put tequila in that one 
Ryan: [00:18:33] you squeeze an entire lemon into that cup Yeah Yup yup Yeah That is a hundred percent Hanover's Oh my God I will say your your explanation previously on the orange where they they tend to really like they don't try it They 
Greg: [00:18:55] it's dull 
Ryan: [00:18:57] You said dull but they focus on a flavor in particular like in sun kisses a couple of different flavors Sprite and everything was lemon lime They focus on the one flavor and boy do they really overpower it 
Tyler: [00:19:08] What was the Hannaford one called 
Ryan: [00:19:11] Yeah 
Tyler: [00:19:11] Yeah 
Ryan: [00:19:12] Especially with that with the name Yeah No that's a hundred percent 
Tyler: [00:19:15] has to be Hannaford 
Ryan: [00:19:16] don't know about Utah but I gave that a solid two 
Tyler: [00:19:19] I gave it a four I was not 
Ryan: [00:19:21] That was fucking 
Tyler: [00:19:22] I will say probably delicious with tequila 
Ryan: [00:19:25] Probably very good as a mixer 
Greg: [00:19:27] all right Number three number three 
Tyler: [00:19:30] Salvation 
Greg: [00:19:32] Is it though 
Ryan: [00:19:35] Yep I know what that is
Greg: [00:19:40] Ryan You will explain first once Tyler decides to finish writing down 
Ryan: [00:19:45] I don't know if I'm spelling this
Tyler: [00:19:52] Yeah 
Greg: [00:19:53] Alright 
Ryan: [00:19:54] Uh I said it was Virgil's because that's the one that I I've never had verges before And that is a flavor I don't recognize So that was really my only saving grace on that It was lemony I'm sorry It was more of a lime flavor but not nearly as intense as the Hannaford's It was far more subtle So but it was good I gave it a five 
Tyler: [00:20:19] Yeah Uh I think it's verbiage as well I gave it a seven um cause I've had Virgil's stuff before It's like almost craft and you're getting like four packs There's a bearded man on the front of it Um their root beer is really good Uh I think Virgil's 
Greg: [00:20:33] of it 
Ryan: [00:20:34] deal I don't want it 
Tyler: [00:20:35] did it did it come in a twist off one of those fancy pop tops 
Greg: [00:20:38] Nope 
Tyler: [00:20:39] All right So the bottles they make glass balls that have that like old timey pop top on them 
Ryan: [00:20:44] Oh it's like the you hit the lever It pops Olsen 
Tyler: [00:20:46] Right I bought those and almost got carded for them They she actually she saw them ideally and through peers like share it I'm like she's like Oh And so it isn't like uh so yeah that was that was Virgil's 
Greg: [00:20:59] What did what did you give it 
Tyler: [00:21:00] I gave it a seven 
Greg: [00:21:01] All right 
Ryan: [00:21:02] Yeah definitely Virgil's I gave it a five 
Greg: [00:21:04] Number four number four 
Ryan: [00:21:07] I'm done Oh I should probably drink it now 
Greg: [00:21:10] but you can always double up if you want
Ryan: [00:21:16] what that is
Greg: [00:21:29] Ryan 
Ryan: [00:21:30] Um definitely seven up Um not only was it my last option that I had uh Seven up is really good I like seven up It's very similar to Sprite Uh but it's more of a lime on the flavor then in Sprite's case more of a lemon um overall very good Well carbonated not too intense on the flavor The lemon is there but the lime is more pronounced Uh overall I gave it a six on par with the Sprite Uh but that's what I think it is 
Tyler: [00:22:04] So I'd also think it's seven up Uh 
Ryan: [00:22:07] seven up 
Tyler: [00:22:07] I sure did Cause I was wrong A number one Um I wrote six however after tasting them I'm going to change my score too
I think I like it better than verbs I'm going to give it an eight because we can change the scores 
Ryan: [00:22:22] can change the scores 
Tyler: [00:22:23] going to give that one an 
Greg: [00:22:24] Okay great Get ready to know how he did 
Tyler: [00:22:27] I 
Ryan: [00:22:27] going to change my score real quick hold please Sprite's getting a seven 
Greg: [00:22:32] Okay Uh you guys I don't know if you have more than one point between you 
Tyler: [00:22:39] Really 
Greg: [00:22:40] at in this game Yeah I think the score is going to be one to zero Yeah 
Ryan: [00:22:45] No shit Okay 
Greg: [00:22:46] say how disappointed I am 
Ryan: [00:22:48] wait hold on Here's my list Sprite I changed to a seven 
Greg: [00:22:52] So number one With Sprite It's probably the only point you removed 
Ryan: [00:22:58] Are you serious 
Greg: [00:23:00] Everyone has Sprite 
Tyler: [00:23:01] Number two is not 
Greg: [00:23:02] number two is Virgil's 
Ryan: [00:23:04] I had Virgil's 
Greg: [00:23:06] Virgil's Virgil's is a sugar free lemon lime that has just it's Don even distinct It's just a very just like Oh it's like a seltzer slightly stronger 
Tyler: [00:23:18] There's lemon in it 
Greg: [00:23:19] it's overwhelming Overwhelmingly artificial 
Ryan: [00:23:22] I see I had Virgil's first and changed it to Hannaford's I 
Greg: [00:23:26] Number three seven up 
Tyler: [00:23:29] Wow 
Greg: [00:23:30] And number four the one that you liked so much was the Hannaford Lemo And up 
Ryan: [00:23:35] Wow Well shit I liked that 
Greg: [00:23:37] a two liter that you're more than welcome to have it 
Tyler: [00:23:39] Aye Aye So he got one point 
Ryan: [00:23:42] I got the one 
Greg: [00:23:43] 1.1 to 
Tyler: [00:23:44] got none 
Ryan: [00:23:45] Do you want to add up the overall 
Greg: [00:23:47] what did you give Sprite 
Ryan: [00:23:48] I gave spray 
Tyler: [00:23:49] Just say the first time I didn't fix them on 
Greg: [00:23:52] first one the first one the 
Ryan: [00:23:53] one I gave a seven 
Tyler: [00:23:54] I gave it a six 
Greg: [00:23:55] Okay So sprayed has 13 Nice Alright And what about Virgil's 
Ryan: [00:24:02] Number two I gave two 
Greg: [00:24:05] six All right A six total for Virgil's and four three 
Ryan: [00:24:09] I gave it a five 
Tyler: [00:24:10] I gave it a seven 
Greg: [00:24:11] so 12 for seven up and for Hannaford 
Tyler: [00:24:15] I gave that one an eight 
Greg: [00:24:17] Wow 14 for the Hannaford 
Tyler: [00:24:19] So the Hannaford store brand 
Greg: [00:24:21] So the Hannaford store brand is the best 
Tyler: [00:24:23] Is the official 
Greg: [00:24:24] followed by Sprite 
Ryan: [00:24:25] wants bananas approved 
Greg: [00:24:27] Virgil So it's Hannaford Lee Martin up Sprite seven up Virgil's 
Ryan: [00:24:32] Wow I'm surprised by that I figured I knew Sprite right off the bat I love Sprite 
Greg: [00:24:36] Nice shot at Hannaford's 
Ryan: [00:24:37] but Jesus I'm really surprised about the Virgil's 
Tyler: [00:24:41] But now that you say sugar-free they just put it all they really heavy on the lemon 
Ryan: [00:24:47] Oh my 
Greg: [00:24:48] you have 
Ryan: [00:24:49] Three 
Greg: [00:24:51] three 
Tyler: [00:24:53] I have the same score I did the last round 
Ryan: [00:24:55] You guys are doing no no no no You're at two He 
Tyler: [00:24:58] have to I haven't gotten any right You at least got some right last time 
Greg: [00:25:01] Oh right 
Ryan: [00:25:02] Yeah Good things doing the thing again that one person doesn't 
Tyler: [00:25:06] So we're doing part three of soda We tackled orange soda We tackled lemon lime soda and now we're doing root beer fucking up the naming scheme and everything 
Ryan: [00:25:15] Yeah How exciting 
Tyler: [00:25:17] I mean mildly 
Ryan: [00:25:18] gentlemen are you ready to try your root beers 
Tyler: [00:25:22] You you look 
Ryan: [00:25:23] Greg you look disgusted 
Tyler: [00:25:25] chest 
Greg: [00:25:26] am just filled with such bile right now that I would just like to wash it down with some root beer 
Ryan: [00:25:30] Very 
Tyler: [00:25:30] great That's kind of what happens when people step foot in the room with 
Greg: [00:25:33] Call me Dean Caymans Cause I'm so good with segues 
Ryan: [00:25:36] Oh my God Anyways your list to choose from for your root beers in no particular order 
Tyler: [00:25:44] as a particular order 
Ryan: [00:25:45] I see me 
Greg: [00:25:46] that'd be some
Tyler: [00:25:51] I forgot about parks That was bite Oh God hold on I can't write that fast I'm 
Ryan: [00:25:56] That's two letters and one's weird symbol 
Tyler: [00:25:59] I was I wasn't done with barks 
Greg: [00:26:01] What were the first three letters I see Be your IBC IBC 
Ryan: [00:26:06] I think I wrote IBC but I think it is ice I don't fucking know you know it the bottles over there I wrote down ICB it might be IBC 
Tyler: [00:26:15] I see B sounds like a thing 
Greg: [00:26:19] In case the audience was wondering we are not in any way sponsored by these people 
Tyler: [00:26:23] that 
Greg: [00:26:23] nor will we ever be 
Ryan: [00:26:27] and Stuart's is the final one Good old Stuart's gentlemen when you're ready start with number one 
Greg: [00:26:40] Ooh that was a nice 
Ryan: [00:26:41] Well they have carbonation in them Sometimes 
Tyler: [00:26:45] Here's my thought Now 
Greg: [00:26:47] Musky 
Tyler: [00:26:48] she has legs It's actually 
Ryan: [00:26:51] when my root beer has legs God
Tyler: [00:26:59] man this is so much better than the next episode of liquor 
Ryan: [00:27:02] Yeah Oh God 
Tyler: [00:27:04] I would assume 
Ryan: [00:27:05] Yeah no that would it doesn't sound good
when you are ready gentlemen Greg you seem like you're 
Greg: [00:27:19] go first I've written out my name I'm just rating 
Tyler: [00:27:21] Okay Uh I think it's a and w and I gave it a six 
Greg: [00:27:26] Alright I said Stuart's just to people don't think I'm cheating 
Tyler: [00:27:29] um Had a good um a really flavored I don't I don't know how to describe the root beer flavor Honestly it's a very 
Ryan: [00:27:36] good it tastes like root 
Tyler: [00:27:38] it it tasted more like root than beer um but it tastes the kind of watery and the flavor kind of dissipated pretty quickly 
Ryan: [00:27:44] Fair enough 
Tyler: [00:27:48] I mean it's it's root beer It's still tasty Uh let's just No I mean that might change It could change 
Greg: [00:27:53] Tyler and I were very much on the same page last time In our next episode
Tyler: [00:28:00] No that's just the theme now Greg run with it 
Greg: [00:28:03] We're so bad at 
Tyler: [00:28:04] We didn't we didn't get it right in that episode We're not getting it right now So 
Ryan: [00:28:07] the only one who wore the 
Greg: [00:28:08] time folks Uh I said I gave it a six I said Stuart's um and I was between stewards and a and w but since we were so correct next time I decided to go with a different 
Ryan: [00:28:18] I just love hearing that 
Greg: [00:28:19] So uh it was I agree It was watered down It was at first I was hopeful I'm like Oh they there's root beer And then it just ended very very poorly It's almost like going down a water slide into a pool of mustard It's just fun And then when you get to the end it's gross 
Tyler: [00:28:36] right I thought the same thing Cause I'm like we then Oh mustard That's exactly what I thought 
Greg: [00:28:40] the end Stewart's six 
Ryan: [00:28:42] cool Number two 
Greg: [00:28:45] Number two 
Tyler: [00:28:48] Again this is so much more fun 
Greg: [00:28:49] 10 root beer come in Man's a
Ryan: [00:28:57] Refreshing 
Greg: [00:28:58] and eight liquid cigar 
Ryan: [00:29:02] How dare you
I will say Coca Cola totally off topic Coca Cola goes super good with a good cigar with a nice strong cigar
Greg
Greg: [00:29:23] I said that was a and w I was preaching to NW and IVC I went with a and w um It finished strong It was flavored full from front to back It was just a it was an unknown to me flavor and I and having drank a lot of the other two that are left on my list This one seemed the most you know this didn't seem more foreign than those two So I just went with I ended up because I don't drink a lot of 
Tyler: [00:29:48] So I went with IBC I gave it a seven Might change it to an eight That's what I wrote that down 
Ryan: [00:29:54] change the scoring as you go And I will allow one swap at the very end I'm going to preface that right now There'll be one swap a lot to each of you At the 
Tyler: [00:30:03] As in 
Ryan: [00:30:04] you can take number two and number four and flip them 
Tyler: [00:30:07] Okay So we can swap two over Okay 
Greg: [00:30:09] That's exactly what he said Swap 
Ryan: [00:30:12] I 
Tyler: [00:30:12] Well well next time it gets very confusing Um so what do I get to make my case 
Ryan: [00:30:19] No go ahead though 
Tyler: [00:30:21] Uh so I said it was IBC um I drink a lot of that Cause it was it was my mom's favorite root beer Um she bought a lot of it was always nice The glass bottles It doesn't it's not like an aggressive bite It's a good smooth flavor Um Hey group you're all the way through Had a nice night I can't I don't want to account for too much carbonation cause we're not we're having it in weird plastic cups and hasn't been in the fridge so it's but it's good It was a good smooth root beer flavor I would I would drink a lot more of 
Greg: [00:30:51] Yeah I think chilled would make a big difference 
Tyler: [00:30:53] for sure 
Ryan: [00:30:53] I think it would make a big big difference for most 
Tyler: [00:30:56] right But we can't we can't hold that against it Cause 
Ryan: [00:30:58] Greg None of yours were refrigerated 
Tyler: [00:31:00] none of ours are refrigerated
Greg: [00:31:04] I am thinking the liquor that's happens next week 
Tyler: [00:31:06] Yeah The the the next episode 
Greg: [00:31:08] that next week should be chilled when you bring it in 
Tyler: [00:31:10] Yeah Oh yep I will take that 
Ryan: [00:31:13] definitely help him make mega tastes 
Greg: [00:31:15] confusing Okay Number 
Tyler: [00:31:17] Time is tough 
Ryan: [00:31:18] number three drink 
Tyler: [00:31:22] don't know why I'm waiting for like a trivia question 
Ryan: [00:31:26] I've got the answer ready 
Greg: [00:31:28] Ah you got me was urine You sob 
Ryan: [00:31:33] Yeah well you know gotta keep you on your toes there Greg
You liked that one Tyler 
Tyler: [00:31:44] I'll save my thoughts 
Ryan: [00:31:45] Good Tell me what it is 
Tyler: [00:31:47] I don't know yet 
Ryan: [00:31:47] Well hurry up just messing with you Take your time Greg's ready though I'm just throwing that out there 
Tyler: [00:31:54] Um I'm giving that the big stew stew 
Ryan: [00:31:57] it's do's do Okay 
Tyler: [00:31:58] Yeah I'm thinking that stewards Um it it hadn't it was far different than the other ones Um almost had a creaminess to it sort of um didn't have as much Spice or bite to it as the other ones did It was good but it was different Um so I'm thinking that stewards I'm thinking that I'm giving it a seven 
Greg: [00:32:20] I gave it an eight and I said it was IVC a strong bold fresh IB 
Ryan: [00:32:27] Scrape Yeah With that we might be 
Greg: [00:32:31] in bye 
Ryan: [00:32:34] go ahead Finish that 
Greg: [00:32:35] for number four
I gave it an eight I'm regretting some of those decisions 
Ryan: [00:32:43] You can change the scoring at any point 
Tyler: [00:32:45] That's true 
Greg: [00:32:46] Cheers I believe in going with your gut 
Ryan: [00:32:49] Well I really filled number four up 
Greg: [00:32:50] What is this 
Ryan: [00:32:51] Semen A hair That is gross 
Greg: [00:32:56] It was kind of like a 
Ryan: [00:32:57] You're not going to get another cup though So actually just to just shoot it back
Tastes like hair 
Greg: [00:33:05] Ooh 
Ryan: [00:33:06] That's what that's my reaction to 
Greg: [00:33:08] I've made a mistake 
Ryan: [00:33:09] have you 
Tyler: [00:33:10] I'm likely to do 
Greg: [00:33:11] I've made a mistake 
Ryan: [00:33:13] interesting interesting Turn of events
Tyler: [00:33:20] that's an That's an eight 
Ryan: [00:33:23] It shouldn't be that hard 
Tyler: [00:33:24] Well the first time I brought it quick the second time the market died halfway through the swoop 
Ryan: [00:33:29] good old Diane marker 
Greg: [00:33:30] barks only cause I had to um that was awful I gave it a four yeah he had four It was it was was very different It was like I was kicked in the back of the throat with maple syrup or something that was awful So something bad in there something weird 
Tyler: [00:33:46] I also said it was barks but I gave it an eight It was kind of water but it had a lot of it had a lot of kick to it A lot of oomph had a lot of possess I don't have the gumption 
Ryan: [00:33:54] Well in that case gentlemen uh I will allot one swamp if you deem it necessary and this'll be your final final opportunity to change your scoring around 
Greg: [00:34:05] I am swabbing 
Tyler: [00:34:07] I am not 
Greg: [00:34:09] I will be swapping Stewart's with barks So I'll be putting barks as number one and Stewart's is the last one 
Tyler: [00:34:18] Yeah that might be smart but I've already said I'm not changing so I'm not gonna change it 
Greg: [00:34:22] And the pig is Zan 
Ryan: [00:34:26] The pickers in gentlemen number one what did you say It was 
Greg: [00:34:32] I said it was barks after my swap 
Tyler: [00:34:33] I said a and w 
Ryan: [00:34:35] And what was the total tally You gave it 
Greg: [00:34:38] a six 
Ryan: [00:34:40] 12 total It is a and w Nicely done 
Tyler: [00:34:43] Hey Greg pick one in second 
Greg: [00:34:46] I'm on my way to a very bad day 
Ryan: [00:34:47] Very good Number two What did you each say It wasn't What was your score 
Tyler: [00:34:54] I said IBC I gave it a seven 
Greg: [00:34:56] and w seven I already know it's wrong 
Ryan: [00:34:57] Okay So 14 total ICB IBC whatever the hell it is 
Greg: [00:35:03] You're absolutely kidding man 
Ryan: [00:35:06] I'm changing mine IBC because now I'm self conscious I don't know what it is I don't 
Tyler: [00:35:11] think it's IBC 
Greg: [00:35:12] I got 
Ryan: [00:35:13] I think you're right Number three What did you say It was 
Tyler: [00:35:16] I uh I gave the I gave the nod to Stu Stu 
Ryan: [00:35:18] Okay 
Greg: [00:35:18] IBC eight 
Ryan: [00:35:20] Well that's wrong You know that already 
Greg: [00:35:22] They do 
Tyler: [00:35:23] 15 
Ryan: [00:35:24] total It is barks 
Tyler: [00:35:28] Hey 
Greg: [00:35:31] all right 
Ryan: [00:35:31] gentlemen You know what that means for number four but what is your score 
Greg: [00:35:36] I said stewards for 
Tyler: [00:35:37] eight 
Ryan: [00:35:39] Greg you got that right So it's 12 total though 
Greg: [00:35:42] Haven't been shut out 
Ryan: [00:35:43] It is stewards 
Tyler: [00:35:45] you got one right 
Greg: [00:35:47] Yeah Great Perfect So that makes our cumulative uh scores for this 
Ryan: [00:35:52] You guys rated uh barks as the highest the who wants Ben as approved best root beer ever 
Tyler: [00:35:59] What was the spread 
Ryan: [00:36:01] Uh 15 for barks IBC was 14 and a and w and Stewart's both tied at 12 
Greg: [00:36:06] which was a Travis state I don't know why you rated Stewart's that 
Tyler: [00:36:10] I liked it 
Ryan: [00:36:11] to be fair out of the bunch stewards is my fav I just finished it 
Tyler: [00:36:15] Right 
Greg: [00:36:17] All right So looking at our final score for the episode Ryan ended up with a total score of three across all three rounds I ended up with a score of three which is a poor showing on my part Yeah and high five 
Ryan: [00:36:33] gingerly touched hips 
Greg: [00:36:34] And Tyler is our winner with four points Our current standing through episode one is Tyler for Ryan and I three 
Tyler: [00:36:40] congratulations Tyler I just want you to know I hate 
Ryan: [00:36:42] Yeah that's fair 
Greg: [00:36:43] Thank you for joining us on BSPN 
Ryan: [00:36:47] but I on a sports network 
Tyler: [00:36:48] Nice 
Greg: [00:36:52] What's the what's the P 
Ryan: [00:36:55] tasty 
Greg: [00:36:55] Great See you later everybody 
Tyler: [00:36:59] You know you said P right Okay. Alright. Great.